I do not want Discord’s Nitro.
I do not want it, friend or foe.

I will not boost, I will not pay,
I do not want it any day.

I do not want it on my phone,
I do not want it when I’m alone.

I do not want it for more emoji,
I do not want it—it feels too showy.

I will not take it on a stream,
I will not buy it for a meme.

I do not want it, Sam-I-Post.
Discord Nitro? Not even close.

Written by Jeff and ChatGPT. Edited with Grammarly and Claude Code.